Sarah "Cougar" Palin

Recently I have been asked as to who I would choose between the beautiful Sarah Palin and the.... um... experienced Anne Murray. This may appear to be a joke but it is not.

As a young 20 year-old male, I have come to the conclusion that women my age are fools. They know nothing about the world and from a personal stand-point, would not make good wives.

Folks listen to me now! When I look at Mrs. Palin I see my future. I know she is married and is a grandmother but damn she's hot! I could definately see myself with her. her Republican views definately jive with mine. Now the spectacular Anne Murray on the other hand... boy oh boy is she hot!

She's a silver fox my friends! Having to choose between which of these two women I could be with is very difficult. In the end, I choose experience over beauty. Were I asked to describe Mademoiselle Murray I would say: Brassy, sexy, on fire, bold, beautiful, edgy, naughty, and.... seductive!

Folks I have come to the conclusion that I would have to choose Anne Murray as the woman for me. Not only because of the reaons listed above BUT (and this is but speculation on my part) if I were to make out with her there would be no pain involved. Now hear me out, as she has dentures and can take them off, it means that there are no chances of my tongne getting caught between the cracks in her teeth. Now that my friends is something worth considering!